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.Monday, July 04, 2005 ' 9:06 PM Y

Description of male organ (juz 4 laugh)

MISS WORLD Questions - AMERICA
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs inAmerica are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..........................(Applause! Applause!)

SPAIN
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every timeit sees an opening....
(Applause! Applause!)

PHILIPPINES
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.....
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation!Applause!Applause!)

SAUDI ARABIA
Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe amale organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door.....
(Applause! Applause! Laughter!Laughter! Applause!Applause!)

INDIA
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause!

MALAYSIA
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe amale organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................(Applause! Applause! Laughter!Laughter!Applause! )

SINGAPORE
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!Applause!Applause!)

haha..its funny like hell..give them some applause!!

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